messersmoonyandfriends:

Peter: Wow, oh boy, wowee, James Potter, you have a real Invisibility Cloak! Oh, oh, oh, oh, you know what I would do if I had an Invisibility Cloak?

James: Oh man, I would… I would… I’d kick weiner dogs!

Sirius: And I would pretend to be a ghost and scare people!

Remus: I would use it to avoid having to ever face my reflection in a mirror.

Everyone:

James: That’s emotional.

Peter: Well, actually, I was going to say that I would use it to fake my own death and watch people cry at the funeral.