marauders as things me and my friends have said/done part 3

lupinpettigrewblackpotter:

remus: if we want to keep our relationship a secret, we have to be subtle.

sirius: we ARE being subtle.

remus: YOU’RE LITERALLY HOLDING MY HAND.

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james: *sticks pictures of owls on every school notice board and gets really angry when he sees they’ve all been taken down*

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sirius: I HAVE A SPOT ON MY FOREHEAD.

sirius: OH GOD, WE’RE DOOMED.

sirius: WHO’S GOING TO BE THE SEXY ONE OF THE FRIENDSHIP GROUP NOW?!

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peter: i still don’t understand why people voluntarily take their kids to legoland. that place is a death trap. i mean if everything is made out of lego then surely that’s a health and safety issue… what if you choke on a piece of lego? who’s going to save you then? the fucking lego paramedic?

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sirius: everyone hates me …

lily: awww, i don’t hate you!

lily: …

lily: strongly dislike, definitely, but not hate!

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sirius: and then i killed his entire family.

peter: that’s so cute.

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james: IF YOU THINK EVEN FOR ONE SECOND THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON HERE … you would be correct.

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sirius: have you met his new girlfriend? apparently she’s pretty. not as pretty as me, of course, but that’s to be expected.

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remus: well, it’s good to know i do have one true friend …

remus: my asthma.

remus: after all these years, it’s still never left me.

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james: why do you never let me go out unsupervised?!

lily: the last time you went to the grocery store i had to draw you a map on a post-it note so you could find your way to the fruit aisle.

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peter: *gets yelled at by a teacher for “breathing too loud” in class*

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sirius: in a friendship group, there are a lot of different roles to fill.

sirius: the smart one, the hot one, the sporty one, the musical one …

sirius: and in my friendship group, i am all of them.

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remus: *gets really drunk and starts throwing books at people*