anything for you dear !
( btw, let’s say poly marriage is a thing in the wizarding world, bc what the hell )
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“Lily dear, I’m getting cavities just looking at this thing.” Regulus joked, starring at Lily’s massive thirteen perfume ice cream covered in cream and chocolate sauce.
“Yes, it’s even sweeter than you both combined !” Lily and Regulus both groaned at the terrible pick up line, while James pretended to salute.
“Well, if you’re both going to be like that, I’m not sharing.” She smiled at her two husbands. “Have fun with your vanilla scoops, boys.”
“Hey, some of us actually enjoy vanilla ice cream !” Regulus groaned.
“Funny you would, seeing as you are anything but vanilla.” James saluted again, and Regulus hit him on the head with the printed menu. James grinned again. “Really ? You’re hitting me right after I made a BDSM joke ? It’s like you‘re asking for me to yell ‘spank me daddy’ right in the middle of this place, honey.”
Regulus groaned again, but this time elected to kiss his husband instead. “Better ?”
James grinned. “Better, thank you.”
Fuck JKR 