James: Sirius, no! You can’t transform in front of Lily!
Sirius: um…why?
James: she’s pregnant! Do you know how pregnant women react to animals? She nearly burst into tears yesterday just thinking about the neighbor’s cat!
Lily: oh for Merlin’s sake, James. It’s totally different. The neighbor’s new kitten is not the same as Siriu-
Sirius: *transforms*
Lily: *starts to sob immediately*
James: …I told you…
Lily: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE NOSE! AND HIS EARS!!!
James: …Godric help us…
Lily: LOOK AT HIS PAWS!!!
James: *sigh* just a few more months…