jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:

btw guess i kinda accidently had my first kiss today

@allmyplantsaredying ( love your url ! )

story time : i have a friend who is supposedly straight and kiss a lot of people. i once joked that if she kissed a girl before i, a known queer, had, she would have to kiss me

a few months later she kissed a girl at a convention ( as a joke i think ? or a sign of plantonic affection ) so obviously i joked that she owned me one and then another friend heard and joined in ( “pace has been playfully hitting on you for ages and you wont kiss xem ? come on” )

( nota bene : we made sure she was okay with these jokes bc consent marrer kids )

so she decided to kiss me !

and voilà, my very romantic first kiss that sounds more like a 12y/o party story than a 16y/o one but idc it was great