[…] he presses their lips together in a long, slow kiss. Then another, and another, and then Remus kisses Sirius’ chin, and Sirius repays him by kissing Remus very gently on the nose, and Remus rolls his eyes in that trademark way of his, and for a moment it feels so like they’re an actual couple that Sirius almost believes they are, and he’s surprised by how good that makes him feel. Because handjobs are fantastic and blowjobs are even better, but somehow being allowed to kiss Remus Lupin on his gorgeous, perfectly-formed nose outweighs them both. And that thought feels a lot less weird than it probably should.