james potter to “crack open a cold one with DEEZ NUTS”: why is lily looking at me???????
peter pettigrew: she’s talking to moony
james potter: i’ll give you five pounds if you compliment my swarthy good looks to her moons
remus lupin: you know I can’t lie to a lady james
sirius black: oh sure a lady
sirius black: did you see what she did mulciber when he went off on her for getting in on scholarship
peter pettigrew: my eyes will never be clean again
peter pettigrew: ahaha good one moons
james potter: excuse you my flower the light of my life is nothing but a lady of the most perfect standing
james potter: wait what pete
peter pettigrew: I can hear their conversation and she called you a tit and he goes “honestly he’s worse. more of a belly button if you ask me”
james potter: WHAT
james potter: TRAITOR
james potter: TRAITOR OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
remus lupin changed their name to “traitor of the highest order”
sirius black changed james potter to “more of a belly button”
sirius black: lol