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A concept
It’s the Marauders but no one fucking dies.
Unrealistic.
You are unrealistic.
they do have a point. im pretty sure if the evil snek hadnt been here they would have died of something extremely stupid like jumping out of a cliff on a drunken dare
Nonsense, if magical babies can bounce, why can’t a fully grown wizard?
Imagine Sirius Black bouncing off the floor. James Potter dies from laughter.