sirius : great hair, dont care !

remus : fucking ANY adjective could go in front of hair and it would still rhyme it could be “terrible hair dont care” and it would still work this sentence is fucking ridiculous and if people keep using it i am going to personally shave everyone in their sleep except then they will probably say “no hair dont care” and i will have no choice but to remove myself from society for the fucking rest of my life

sirius : …

remus : i havent slept in three days