Sirius: Truth- One habit, of each of the other three Marauders, you despise and which no one knows. | Dare- Stand on a table in the Great Hall and tell everyone that you’ve never topped.
Sirius: I hate how Peter bites his toenails and leaves them around the dorm.
Sirius: I hate how Remus has chocolate breath sometimes when I kiss him.
Sirius: I hate how James looks at my brother… what? It’s a habit. TRUST ME.
i read “chocolate breath” as “chocolate break” and now i need to write a 100k long fic about how remus stops kissing sirius every 5 minutes just to eat more chocolate
Fuck JKR 