4. Coffee shop AU
“Here’s your drink !”
Remus got his warm cup and thanked the cheery sellman, reaching in his pocket for coins.
“Don’t worry Moony, I have this.”
Padfoot winked at him before to give a tenner to the employee. He grinned. “See, I’m paying for his drink, because he’s my boyfriend. He’s really cute, isn’t it ? He likes me.”
He then dragged a confused Remus out of the shop and sat at one of the little tables outside.
“Padfoot, what the hell ?”
“Don’t give me that surprised look, Pr. Lupin. You know it : he was cute and working at Starbucks, he was going to woo you in with his amazing coffee making skills, you two would have fell madly in love with each other and you would have left me.” He narrowed his eyes and aggresively pointed his straw at the counter.
Remus sighed. “Padfoot, you need to stop reading too many stereotypical fanfictions.”
“I will when we get representations in the media and these aren’t my only way to find quality LGBT+ contempt.”
“Right, so you’re just gonna pretend that Destiel fic you’ve been reading wasn’t written by a fetishizing straight girl ?”
“That, he winked, is exaclty what I’m going to do.”
(the ending is really shitty sorry but i hope the twist to the old trope made up for it )
Fuck JKR 