23 and 26 both sounds amazing…………. please do one of them ? 💛

wolfstarhq:

For you, I’ll do both ❤

23. Pet rescue/shelter volunteer AU

“Excuse me, sir? Do you work here?” 

Remus turns to face the young woman who’s just tapped his shoulder. “Oh, yes, sorry. I’m a volunteer, but yes, I can help you. Have you found a dog that you’d like to adopt?”

The woman nods eagerly. “Yes, my little girl simply fell in love with that one over there.” She points towards the couch in the lobby, where a sticky five year old is sitting next to an enormous black dog, sharing her ice cream cone and patting him on the head with a small, fudge-rippled hand.

Remus smiles ruefully. “Apologies ma’am, but he’s already got a home. Although if he doesn’t get way from that ice cream, he may be up for grabs soon.”

Padfoot stops eating, looks Remus dead in the eye, wags his tail once, and turns back to the cone.

26. Sex shop, adult bookstore, etc.

“Sirius? Didn’t think I’d see you in a place like this.” Evan Rosier raises an eyebrow as he scans the items that Sirius has placed on the counter.

Sirius laughs, tossing an arm around a pink-cheeked Remus and pulling him close. “Why not? I thought it was pretty clear at school that Remus and I were together.”

“Yes, well…” Evan clears his throat. “I’d heard rumours that you didn’t like… er… you know.” He makes a vague hand gesture.

Sirius scowls indignantly. “Look here, you prat, just because I don’t get what all the fuss is about with this sex crap doesn’t mean I can’t keep a bloke satisfied. If my Moony wants a vibrator up his arse, then by Merlin, that’s what he’ll get, and I’ll be the one to give it to him!”

“What if I want you to shut your trap about my arse in public, hm? Can I get that as well?” Remus is tomato red as he throws a hand over his eyes.

Sirius snickers, placing a gentle kiss to Remus’ temple. “C’mon now, Moony. Some things are impossible.”

this is all i could possibly want from life