Marauders As Things My Friends Have Said On Messenger

Sirius: God is the ultimate daddy💦💦💦

Peter: Its okay guys I got this. I have small hands.

James: Whatever you fake ass bitch. WAIT!!!! Don’t gO I LOVE YOU!

Remus: I would low key murder all of you for some peace and fucking quiet.

Lily Evans: Grow some ovaries you pathetic manchild.