marauders4evr:

You know, as much as I do love the idea of bi and/or pan Sirius, I’m also here for aro/ace Sirius who is the best looking teenager in the castle and constantly has girls swooning over him and has to deal with his parents setting up a pureblood engagement (perhaps this is why he ran away?) and hears dozens of rumors about how he shagged this person and that person and this person and in reality, he has absolutely no interest in romance or sex whatsoever.

The penultimate best part?

Since there was not a single partner mentioned in the entire series, aro/ace Sirius could be 100% canon.

The best part?

It goes against every single Sirius-is-a-player trope that the fandom seems to have inexplicably built up over the years.

The best part, part two, electric boogaloo?

It smashes the idea that if you’re attractive and people are attracted to you because you’re attractive, it must somehow mean that you have a lot of sex.