Sirius: Ok so-
Remus: No don’t you dare. Stop. Stop. I don’t want to hear it. I have been cleaning up your messes for you since first year and I’m aging prematurely. I thought it was a werewolf thing but apparently it’s just because you are driving me steadily insane. So I don’t want to hear it. Go away. I’ll be grey by 17 at this rate. Leave me alone.
Sirius: I was just going to ask if you wanted toast!
Remus: Oh. Well no thank you.
Sirius: Good because I blew up the toaster and James is on fire.