James: Lily, will you go out with me?

Lily: No.

James: Oh DEER, I guess I’ll just have to go STAG.

Sirius: Well, I’m going alone too, because apparently I’m such a DOG.

Remus: Clearly nobody can handle my WOLFISHLY good looks.

Peter: Oh, RATS. Looks like we’ll have to go MARAUDING instead.

Lily: *not amused* Wow, no one will ever find out about your illegal transformations into animagi, you’re all way too sly.

Sirius: I think she’s HOUNDing us for answers.

Lily: Please stop.