okay i’m fifteen, a plant lover, a total ravenclaw, obsessed with musicals, really really bisexual, i’m an aquarius, american, i’m writing a book, i’m going to make albert and mahala suffer, i’m your close friend, completely amazing, you’re the light of my life, i’m also a beta of yours, and i’m jewish as fuck. who do you ship me with? ;)

i ship you with myself, jake peralta, rosa diaz and hayley kiyoko.

i can confirm that you are indeed amazing and the light of my life thing is completely reciprocated. ( is dat a word tell me beta )

i also ship you with lily evans. she matches your energy and enthusiasm and will take you to every musical ever. you two can rock a “sincerely, me” duo. she will always begs you for infos about your book and exchanges a spoiler against a kiss. she is the hug queen. also she doesn’t understand america. will always make you feel loved and wanted and hold you when you’re feeling anxious. she is willing to learn fucking everything about jewish traditions. she never all caps her texts, so your text convos can appear weird but the chemistry is right there. she knows a thousand potions to take care of plants and stop cacti from dying. the unique problem in your relationship is that you can’t help to wonder if she loves your cats more than you.