what i think realistically :
a mess. live for david bowie. completely in love with the rocky horror picture show. adhd as fuck. cannot stop fidgeting. suck at quidditch. gay.
what is just too funny :
allergical to chocolate since he achieved his animagus transformation. uses muggle expression incorrectly. whiny.
what will break your heart :
had nightmares about regulus’s death for the rest of his life.
what doesn’t fit in canon but fuck canon :
teddy’s father. do i need to add anything.
Fuck JKR 