( i still can’t figure out tags on answers so tw : mentions of eating disorders )
what i think realistically :
kinky as fuck, prank master, never got caught, married to sirius black, interested in muggle life and politics, pothead ( thanks @captofthesswolfstar ), low key constantly critizying everything
what is funny :
more sexually experienced than all the marauders together
what will crush your heart
developed anorexia in hogwarts ( i don’t know why that headcanon stucked with me for a while )
what wouldn’t fit in canon :
his whole irresponsible relationship with teddy ( now, son, please please do not tell sirius or nym or fleur i accidently told you where to get pot and PLEASE don’t buy any )
Fuck JKR 