shut up and gimme the second book already.
what i think realistically :
the most cruel of the two, pansexual as fuck, obsessed with muggle action movies, secretely doesn’t like quidditch all that much but need to be with his bro
what is funny :
discovered two weeks after buying his dragon leather jacket that is was allergical to dragon leather, was too prood to stop wearing it
what will crush your heart :
always joked about never wanting to become old and boring. lol.
what doesn’t fit in canon :
BROOKLYN NINE NINE FAN OKAY
Fuck JKR 