what i think realistically
motherfucking Queen, the bi-est person on earth, harry’s platonic soulmate and luna lovegood’s wife, secretely a slytherin, joined the Harpies, anger issues
what is too funny:
lives for tv shows references, actually sucks at football ( or soccer or whatever, you weird americans ) cannot hold her alcohol
what will crush your heart :
still has nightmares about tom riddle, never used a diary ever since
what wouldn’t fit in canon :
( does the epilogue counts as canon ? i usually genuinly doesn’t think so, but i have nothing else so ) she went to travel around the world for quidditch while luna discovered the creatures of where they were
Fuck JKR 