Technology in Hogwarts

  • each house has its own wifi that was magically expended to cover the entire castle
  • there’s that ravenclaw muggleborn who knows everything about computers and can fix yours in five minutes ( she accepts sweets as a payment )
  • group chat for different classes and houses
  • a social network for students only where you can share everything you do
  • special wizarding websites about spells and potions, but also magical cooking or just to post your beautiful moving pictures
  • a muggleborn boy seeing all these pictures and commentating “gifs. you basically invented magical gifs.”
  • the staf having troubles finding ways to introduce ekleticety – or whatever it’s called – in the castle so a group of students work together on a battery charging spell
  • about spotify
  • the ravenclaws are the one who use it the most. they put calming music or ASMR on when they work or read, listen to their favorite songs when they’re bored or looking for inspiration, making playlists about their favorite fictional characters… but also when ravenclaw girls are together alone in their dorm they WILL put on their favorite music and dance for hours ( hum hum, @tarranzeiguane and @unchatsurlestoits )
  • the gryffindors are obviously throwing the best dance parties ever and everyone knows it. they also love a good all karaoke
  • the slytherins love their headphones to isolate themselves when they are plotting against the world or to calm their nerves when they are feeling bad. also they will fight you on their musical tastes because everyone knows that the beatles were better than the stones kevin get over it
  • the hufflepuffs love shared playlists for all occasions. to this day, the house spirit playlist has 236 songs. there is also a special one where every puff, as they leave hogwarts, leave their one favorite song. wonderwall by oasis was added 53 times.
  • THE WIZARDING YOUTUBE
  • DIY magical haircare, wizardrock covers, cute nifflers videos, you name it
  • and obviously movies and tv shows
  • the gryffindors discovering Brooklyn Nine Nine and loosing their shit
  • a slytherin seeing a tarantino and working on the first wizarding movie
  • typing homeworks and getting annoyed because how can the autocorrect not knows the word “theastral” ?
  • making friends in wizarding schools all over the world
  • basically a mixture of extreme confusion and a lot of fun
  • because just
  • wizarding technology

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