- Sirius and Remus in the common room, lying on the couch, next to the fireplace, relaxing after finishing doing their homework️️️️
- Sirius leaning against Remus’ legs while Remus is reading a book️️
️️- Remus unconsciously stroking Sirius’s hair because damn it’s so soft️️️️️
- His hand involuntary slipping behind Sirius’ ear
️️- Sirius (half asleep) doing the you-just-touched-my-ear-i-have-to-scratch hysterical, canine-like leg movement️️️️
️️️️- Remus being fascinated by it and continuing stroking️️️️
️️- Sirius wriggling and kicking so badly, he falls off the couch️️️️
️️- Remus laughing his ass off so much his face turns blue️️
- Sirius giving Remus The Face Of Betrayal™
(“how could you offend my pride in such brutal way you heartless bastard”)️️️️
️️- Sirius probably being mad at Remus for the next two days️️️
️️- Remus bursting into laugh every. fucking. time he recalls it ️️️
️️- James (after hearing the story from Remus) mocking Sirius at every opportunity, trying to scratch his ears during transfiguration class and calls him little pups casually️️️
️️- And Sirius just being sincerely done with these two️️
️️- But he loves them both sO MUCH, GOD DAMMIT he can’t do nothing but just accepting it
and then peter comes to talk to him to tell him he’s sorry the other two are making fun of him, he hugs him and while sirius is defensless HE SCRATCHES THE EAR
Fuck JKR 