nachodiablo:

I love Sirius Black, but let’s be real, part of the reason he was not put in Slytherin is because he lacks cunning and has no chill. Like, if he had been the one to figure out the locket was a horcrux rather than Regulus, he would have sent Voldemort a howler, “I FOUND UR HORCRUX AND I’M GONNA DESTROY IT, I’LL BE THERE IN 20 MIN, ALSO I DRANK THE LAST FRESCA OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT HQ, SO SUCK IT!!!!11111″