siriusqueerionblack:

sirius black: a few facts

• flamboyant as fuck
• would probably lose a drinking contest to a house elf
• sees more colours than most others
• im talking “why do you own this pair of shoes twice” – “oh my god prongs one of these is onyx and the other is clearly midnight blue are you taking the mickey”
• sleep walks and has to be tucked back in very gently
• shit at most games bc he gets fidgety and distracted, but will pout for hours if he loses
• his intimidating/sexy glare is actually him zoning out
• astonished at the simplest facts bc “NO ONE TOLD ME THE MUGGLES HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON HOW THE F”
• when he borrows something he returns it either (1) broken (peter’s quill), (2) glittery (james’ pants) or (3) after two years (also james’ pants) or (4) all of the above (don’t ask)

cried after a girl asked him to be her valentine in 3rd year

• hates wearing baggy or thick clothes so he’s always whining about being cold and demanding cuddles
• the one time in history of magic he raised his hand it was to ask if quentin the queer was gay and prof binns actually floated away backwards through the wall