james, year 5 : hey padfoot, moony, do you guys know whe- OH MERLIN MY EYES ! MY POOR EYES ! OH MY GOD PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND THEN OBLIVIATE ME PLEASE ! OH MERLIN

james, year 7 : hey padfoot, moony, do you know – merlin, please stop moaning for a sec – do you know where my transfiguration notes are ?