jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:
1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.
2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.
3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why
4.DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.5. WAIT A FEW SECONDS BETWEEN THE END OF THE PLAY AND THE BEGINNING OF THE APPLAUSES. enjoy the second of silence and let the actors breathe before to applaud them
@jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships AND DON’T FALL ASLEEP ON MY SHOULDER
… nope that never happened don’t believe this creature she’s lying to you. *nervous sweat*
Fuck JKR 