Sirius works at this quaint little coffee shop where Remus has his coffee and sandwich every morning, and every morning Sirius writes a cheesy pick up line on his cup…
- “You must be a banana, because I find you a peeling..
- “Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you”
- “You look a lot like my next boyfriend”
- “I lost my number, can I have yours?”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber”
- “Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?”
To the last one he added his phone number, and after leaving the shop that morning Sirius had a text, and a date. Sirius continued to write them though. One date turned into three, which turned into Remus staying the night, that’s when the cups started becoming more..well, Sirius would write the lines under the cup sleeve so no one else could read them.
Barista AU
Publié
Fuck JKR 