Hello my darling ;) would you be able to ship me? Blonde, 5’2, blue eyes and glasses… Stereotypical Slytherin. You already know quite a bit about me… Umm… I can sing and draw? I’m really //really// dramatic and am the definition of a bitch. Girls are the hottest. My gender is like water; fluid *finger guns* I love hockey but hate any other sport and I also love your account ( and Wolfstar ) ♥

my darling ! love your pun here !

you my friend will get with alice and be happy. she is all sweet and soft in public but will secretely help you to prank your teachers and classmates. even more evil pranks like replacing your teacher’s white board pens with permanent markers you are so fucking great and plan even bigger stuffs. she is all about cute dates eating ice creams and then eat yours bc she is as evil as you. she does worse puns than yours and rolls her eyes at your dramatic-ness. she would cheer you at hockey and reward you with hickeys (i’m funny too).

you are the gryfindor/slytherin couple the fandom was dying to see.