it’s the first of september and cute little vega lupin is now six.
she’s ready for muggle school : her dad taught her where to kick mean boys, her daddy made her cookies to make friends ( with many chocolate crips ) and her godfather told her the list of words she wasn’t allowed to use in front of her teacher ( including a few she didn’t know yet ).
she had her special shirt “too punk rock for you”, pigtails and a badass temporary tatoo.
before she goes, she gets a lot of hugs from her cousin harry who is going to hogwarts today. she’ll miss him a lot, especially she won’t be able to prank him anymore. she also gets a kiss from her 3-years-old little brother altair. and she gets even more kisses and hugs from her parents who are both crying ( mOoNY sHe’s GOinG tO SChoOl I Am nOT reAdy ).
when she gets in class she sees a bunch of boys who seems nice and talks to them. after a few jokes of sirius and cookies from remus she is the most popular girl in school. when she tells that she has two dads, the kids are jealous bc dads are great and the more the merrier.
but the afternoon, when it’s time to go home, the teacher asks her who are the two men waiting in front of the class. when she answers, he says “two men… how… unconventional”
and vega can recognize homophobia when she sees it. and she knows that her teacher is male. and she remembers what dad said about mean boys.
so cute little 6-years-old vega takes her backpack and smashes it on her teacher… sensitive parts… in front of all the parents.
she was expelled on her first day.
Fuck JKR 